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Thursday 28 November 2013

NASA Photographs “Angels” Flying Near the Sun?


NASA Photographs “Angels” Flying Near the Sun?


When I hear that something mysterious was photographed in space, I think it’s either space junk, a camera malfunction or necromorphs. I’m secretly preparing for the latter of the three because we WILL find the markers one day. That, or my obsession with Dead Space as become so massive that it’s blurred the lines between reality and fantasy. Either way, I’m still preparing…but enough about that, we’ve got NASA photos to talk about! So NASA has released two photos that were taken within the past few months showing gigantic, angelic-looking anomalies near the sun. The photos have become a hot-topic among UFO enthusiasts and NASA has given no explanation as to what they are/could be. Editor Benjamin Creme for the ‘Share International’ magazine has decided to throw out his own explanation on what the anomalies could be. He believes that they’re ‘angels’, or ‘devas’ (as they’re known in the East). “The angelic or deva evolution runs parallel to that of the human and they can vary in size from tiny to colossal. This ‘angel’ was filmed moving near the sun and both photographs are of the same ‘angel’. Our information is that it is gigantic, about half the size of Earth.”

(The two photos released by NASA showing strange anomalies near the sun.)

Oh great, now you mean to tell me that there are gigantic, planet-sized space angels that are flying around? Welp, gotta prepare for that invasion as well. In the mean time, let’s talk about the photos. Anomalies hanging around the sun is nothing new. These just happen to look like angelic in shape. Does that mean that they’re actual angels or beings like angels? Eh, that would probably depend on you. Personally, I think that saying that these are colossal angelic beings is going just a bit to far for me, I can see why one could believe it to be possible. I think this is just some weird solar flare, not an actual being. But it is pretty weird that on two separate occasions, a similar shape was photographed in the same general area. But what do you think? Is this an actual angelic being or is it something more natural/known like a solar flare?

Man Being Tormented by “Foul Smelling Demon”?


Man Being Tormented by “Foul Smelling Demon”?


I guess it makes sense. Some demons throw things, some demons possess and some demons apparently smell awful. Madalin Ciculescu, a 34 year old lawyer in Romania, is still being tormented by ‘flatulence demons’ after seeking help from his local Orthodox Bishop and four other priests and he is now suing them for failing to get rid of the demons. Madalin says that the five holy men actually made the situation worse after they performed the exorcisms. He said in court that “If they represented the way of God then God’s ways are crooked. They did not remove the demons that made these bad smells as they promised to do, and I still see all sorts of demons in the forms of animals, usually crows but also other such things that are making my life miserable.” Madalin now claims that the demons are infesting household items including a hairdryer that produces a black spirit that chases away all who attempt to use the devise. (Are you fucking kidding me) The foul smelling spirits also inhabit the refrigerator and are stinking up his house. (Or it could be that two week old lasagna) The demons also turn his TV on and off and they make foul smells that give him headaches. The priests have rebuffed his claims, saying that the exorcisms were performed properly and that any further demons are simply products of his imagination. Madalin’s case has been rejected by a lower court in Romania as was just recently rejected by the Romanian High Court. Now Madalin plans to take his case to the European Court of Human Rights.

I’m honestly not sure what I could say. I mean, there’s really nothing to analyze or talk about. Unless this guy somehow captures evidence of these demons, whether through photos or videos, then he’s just going to sound a bit nutty. This kind of reminds me of the attorney who claims he time-traveled as a kid as part of some government project or something. Do I believe that this guy is being haunted by smelly demons? No. But what do you think? Is he being haunted by demons that stick or is he just making it up or is he just crazy?

Boys Discover Decomposing Sasquatch Foot in Woods?


Boys Discover Decomposing Sasquatch Foot in Woods?


Now it seems that Bigfoot is missing a foot. Now we have no excuse to not catch him because now he can’t run away from us as fast as he use to! However, before we all go out and start sprinting after Bigfoot, let’s make sure that this foot is actually from the hairy ape himself. On March 29th, 2013 over in Lakeville, Massachusetts two young boys were out in the woods exploring when they stumbled upon something lying on the ground. They soon discovered that it was a decomposing foot. They told local authorities and Sgt. Steven Leanues arrived where the boys said they found the foot and sure enough, there it was. The foot was sent to a medical examiner by Police Chief Frank Alvilhiera. The medical examiner determined that it wasn’t a human foot. Chief Frank believes that it could be a bear foot or that it belonged to another animal, though the foot does appear to have five toes. The foot has been sent away for further testing and Frank says it could be a while before we finally hear an official results.

(A picture of the severed, decomposed foot.)

Oh shhhit…I just noticed that that’s only half of a foot. What the fuck, where’s the other half? It looks like Leatherface got Bigfoot. But in all seriousness, while I don’t know what exactly this foot came from, I don’t think it was from a bear. Sure a skeletal bear’s foot does look kind of similar, but this foot looks more human-like. Could this mean that it’s a Bigfoot foot? Maybe. I want to wait for the test result back before I come to a conclusion. What do you think? Is this an actual Bigfoot foot or does it belong to something like a bear?

Mysterious Hairballs Plague Texas Campus?


Mysterious Hairballs Plague Texas Campus?


When you go to college, you understand that you’re probably going to see some weird shit every now and then. Maybe someone throwing up in the bathroom from to much booze, or perhaps people having very awkward make-out sessions in the hallway. But the students over at the University of Texas discovered something that nobody would ever expect to find on their campus. Found around the first floor elevator lobby, strange balls of hair had showed up and no one knew where they came from. Linda Houston, a janitor at the university for 25 years, says that she’s never seen anything like them before. Despite not know how they get there or what/who they belong to, she believes that they of human origin. Freshman Zachary Adams decided to investigate where these strange hairballs originated from. One theory was that they came from the floor cleaning machines’ brushes breaking off. This theory was proven wrong when Adams found that the bristles don’t resemble those of the hairballs. But, he wonders if the machines are spinning stray lint into small balls and then throwing them around the lobby. Linda disagrees, stating that she knows what lint looks like and these aren’t lint, they’re balls of actual hair. She adds that the floor cleaner doesn’t spin lint or hair into small balls. As of now, the origin of the hairballs still remains a mystery.

(*Insert all tribble and trimmed pubs jokes here*) Oh man, those hairballs sure are freaky. I mean, they just lie there and do…nothing. It’s truly scary! That, or maybe I’m just a bit loopy because I haven’t slept for almost 20 hours now. (Don’t ask why, just accept it. Wait, I think I said that the last time I didn’t sleep for over 20 hours and it was still weird. And now this is sounding very inappropriate…I’m gonna stop now.) Regardless, I honestly have no idea what the hair balls could be. Most likely this is some stupid frat prank. I don’t think something supernatural is leaving behind hairballs. But if that’s the case, then the paranormal just entered a whole new level of what the fuckery. So where do you think the hairballs are coming from? Are they coming from something supernatural or is this just a bad frat prank?

Chupacabra Attacks Reported in Puerto Rico?


Chupacabra Attacks Reported in Puerto Rico?


Not gonna lie, I got really excited when I read that the “old” Chupacabra has returned. I’m not sure what that says about my life, though I’m pretty sure it means I’m going to end up being that one crazy old guy who lives down the street. But until then, let’s talk about a recent string of Chupacabra attacks that’ve been plaguing Guayama, Puerto Rico. During the first week of April 2013, Mr. Ray D. Rodriguez (his friends call him “Chalka”) and his nephew were out in the fields herding cattle to the barn one night. They were driving a pickup truck and using the headlights to look for any cows they needed to herd. They also had a powerful LED flashlight with them. When they reached the middle area of the field, the two spotted a pair of small, red, glinting eyes up ahead. Thinking it was a cow, they drove up to where they saw the eyes, but they saw that nothing was around. Deciding to leave, they turned the truck around and drove back only to see the red eyes once again. This time, Mr. Rodriguez told his nephew to stop the truck. That’s when they saw, on a mound, a dark figure resembling a short-statured man who was crouching. Mr. Rodriguez grabbed the flashlight, got out of the truck and got a closer look. When he shined the light on the figure, he saw that it was a yellowish or bright orange creature who’s color slowly diminished in the light. He saw that the creature had things on it’s back and head that resembled quills. Mr. Rodriguez then called for his nephew to give him the machete. Getting closer to the creature, it leaped and ran towards the undergrowth. Mr. Rodriguez gave chase and called for his nephew to join him. Eventually, the creature reached a fence and leaped over it, while Mr. Rodriguez crawled under it, still chasing the creature. The creature ran towards a large tree and just as Mr. Rodriguez reached it, the creature had vanished. A week later in the same area, the creature attacked two mares and slaughtered two calves.

Welcome back Chupacabra, where the fuck have you been these past few years? Well, all that matters is that you’re back. Although I’m not sure I should be glad that a bloody thirsty demon alien creature is being seen again, but I think you know what I mean. Anyway, since there are no pictures of this Chupacabra, we’ll just have to judge this encounter on eyewitness testimony. It’s hard to judge something based on just an eyewitness account alone, but there’s something about this encounter that seems sort of genuine. The Chupacabra sounds exactly like it’s always been described as looking (not including the mangy Coyote ones). Nothing in Mr. Rodriguez’s testimony sounds fishy or contradictory. So overall, while I’m not 100% ready to say that he’s telling the complete truth (since there’s always a possibility that he’s lying), I think I’m slightly leaning towards this sighting being real. But what do you think? Did this man and his nephew actually see a real Chupacabra or did they make it all up just to say that a Chupacabra was responsible for the animal attacks that happened a few weeks ago?

Skunk Ape Photographed in Florida’s Gulf Coast?


Skunk Ape Photographed in Florida’s Gulf Coast?


It seems ironic that a creature called the Skunk Ape was caught bathing. You’d think it would want to stay stinky. But maybe it uses skunk spray as shampoo, that would make sense. Wait…did I just say that the Skunk Ape bathing in skunk spray made sense? Yeah…I’m an idiot. Moving on, today we’re going to talk about a photo that supposedly shows the Florida Skunk Ape in the waters of the Gulf Coast. When exactly the photo were taken is unknown but it was uploaded to Facebook on April 18th, 2013 by an IT professor named Ken S. from Cape Coral, Florida. He says that the exact location where the photo was taken was Pine Island in Lee County, Florida. The photo shows a large, grey figure standing in the water possibly looking at the cameraman. Not much else is known about the sighting, other than that only one photo was taken of the creature.



(The photo supposedly showing the infamous Skunk Ape.)

(A close up of the original photo.)
Why does the Skunk Ape look like someone wearing a makeshift wetsuit made of black trash bags? ‘Cause I’ll be honest, that’s what it looks like to me. But that’s not my only problem with this picture. My only other real problem is, why only take on picture? If it was because the Skunk Ape quickly ran away and you only had time to get one pic, then I would be OK with it. But if you have the opportunity to take more than one photo, take as many as you can. Other than that, the photo is fine but it’s just not compelling. I just wish the photo were a bit clearer so we could see the Skunk Ape better. But in it’s current state, I’m not convinced that this is the Skunk Ape, but just some guy in a gillie suit or something like that. What do you think? Is this the infamous Florida Skunk Ape or is it just some guy in a gillie suit?

20” Pygmies Stalking Indonesian Park?


20” Pygmies Stalking Indonesian Park?


Hey, I can’t think of a way to start this post off! So…let’s just get on with the post? Yeah let’s do that! Recently, park rangers at the Way Kambas National Park in Lampung, Indonesia have claimed that for the past month, they’ve been chasing what they to be 20-inch tall, dreadlocked pygmies. They were first sighted on march 20th, 2013 at around 6:40 p.m. Park spokesman Sukatmoko spotted the pygmy running quickly through the underbrush. When park employees attempt to make contact with the pygmies, they run away very fast and hide behind trees and vanish. The next objective for the park is to capture the pygmies on film. Back in 2003, the skull of a female third the size of a normal human were found on the island of Flores in Indonesia and they were dated to be 18,000 years old. Nine more very small human bodies were eventually excavated as well. Coupled with the skeletal remains, many believe that these recent sightings are proof that a race of tiny humans once inhabited Indonesia, and that they’re still around.

I would be making some Lord of the Rings jokes/references, but I don’t really like LotR so…anyway, moving on. I’m really interested to see if the park can actually capture footage of these pygmies because I’ll be honest, this sounds pretty far-fetched. I’d like to believe these claims, but I want to see proof of these pygmies before I pass judgment on this case. The only reason i can think of as to why the park would make up these claims is to attract more people to the park, but I kind of doubt that’s what they’re doing. There’s really not much else to say, other than I’m going to stay neutral on this until we see footage, but I’m not going to be holding my breath. What do you all think? Could this park in Indonesia be home to real pygmies or is this just a dumb stunt in hopes of bringing people to the park?

Family in France Being Attacked by Poltergeist?


Family in France Being Attacked by Poltergeist?


Poltergeists are like that one friend who likes to bug you by throwing things and poking you. But unlike your friend where you can physical hit them back, you can’t do any of that with a poltergeist, you just have to sit there and take the abuse. That or move out of your house, like the family in today’s story. A family in Mentque-Nortbecourt, France claims that they’re the victims of poltergeist attacks. They say that the ghost would throw things across the house and injure them. One of the family members was hospitalized after being hit in the face with a chair (the ghost is a wrestling fan apparently) and then was struck in the back by a soap tray. A friend of the family was also sent to the hospital after being hit with rocks thrown by the violent spirit. Eventually the family fled their home and were given temporary lodging in a campsite by local officials. The Nord-Pas-de-Calais regional council is currently looking for a new home for the family and an exorcist from a local diocese is attempting to banish the spirit.

I mean I guess you could yell at the spirit but that would only piss it off and nobody wants a pissed off poltergeist. Even though there really isn’t that much info on this case and there’s no knowledge of how severe the injuries were (though being hospitalized is pretty bad so they must be pretty messed up), I kind of think it’s possible this family was being haunted. The fact that they fled their home is a definite sign that something bad was happening to them. Though I would be sad if this was just a horrible way in them getting a new home, but I doubt that’s the reason. So I think it’s definitely a possibility a ghost was haunting and attacking them, but what do you think? Are they faking the whole ordeal or could have an actual ghost driven this family out of their home?

Wednesday 27 November 2013

Georgia Burger Restaurant Haunted by Ghost?

Georgia Burger Restaurant Haunted by Ghost?


You’re certified 98 percent that this place is haunted? Well that sure proves nothing what so ever! Seriously, can anyone become a “ghost hunter” know a days? Apparently so, just look at today’s featured news story! B&D Burgers over in Savannah, Georgia claims they’re security camera’s have captured evidence of a spirit that is haunting the place. The camera’s captured things such as crates being knocked over and a white orb fluttering in front of the camera. This caught the attention of local ghost hunter Ryan Dunn of 3D Ghost Hunters (way better than all those 2D ghost hunters!) and Low County Psychic Kelly Spurlock. They decided to team up and do an investigation of the burger joint. They both said it didn’t take them long to feel a presence in the place. They captured and experience many things including high EMF spikes and temperature drops. At one point they all smelled perfume and when they mentioned ‘brothel’ or ‘lady of the night’ the smell became stronger (Why would a prostitute ghost haunt a burger restaurant? Maybe it’s because she really likes her meat!…that was…I’m sorry) After spending only one hour in the restaurant’s basement, both Ryan and Kelly came to the conclusion that the place is haunted and would like to go back and investigate again. Kelly says that she’s “certified like 98 percent there is something here.”

Sorry, but a phone app can’t turn your devise into a ghost hunting tool. I’m pretty sure that guy was using an iPhone/Android “ghost hunting” app. And I think that woman meant to say she was “certain” not “certified”. I’m sorry, but are we suppose to take these two seriously? To me they just seem like to random people who one day said ‘Imma be a ghost hunter!’ and proceeded to buy a lot of expensive equipment to make themselves look legit. I don’t believe anything they say because I don’t think even they themselves know what it is they’re saying. Now the security camera footage, I’m kind of interested in even though it shows only a white orb and crates being knocked over. We’ve all seen these things before, but I think it’d be worth it to get some more “professional” ghost hunters the investigate the place. The footage as it is, I’m not sure if it’s fake or not, but it’s definitely odd. So I’m gonna stay in the middle on this one since it could easily be a big on the camera and the crates simply just fell over, or it could be something supernatural. but what do you think? Did this restaurant capture footage of real paranormal activity or are there more logical explanations?

Jamaican Woman Attacked by Short, Bald Ghost?

Jamaican Woman Attacked by Short, Bald Ghost?


How do you fight a ghost? Do you just swing your arms wildly and hope you’re hitting it? Or do you just, like, yell mean stuff at it and hope you hurt it’s feelings? Well one woman in Braeton, St. Catherine Parish, Jamaica decided to go with the first approach and fight the ghost hand to…hand? On May 1st, 2013 at around 7 p.m., the woman was in her home when she was knocked unconscious by what she describes as a strong force. She says she caught a glimpse of the ghost and described it as a short, bald headed man with no shirt on. When she regained consciousnesses, she started to fight with the ghost, and ended up kicking a fence. (Fatality?) A large crowed gathered around the woman as she fought her invisible attacker and she was then taken, by her relatives, inside a gated community to protect her from the spirit. However, this didn’t stop the spirit from following and continuing it’s assault on the woman. She continued to battle the spirit for a few more hours. It’s been reported that the spirit is still following the woman and that now she’s been seen wandering around the community barefoot.

See, you should’ve fought the ghost with words! Though that probably would have made things a whole lot worse, at least you’d have more of a chance of hurting the ghost than by trying to physically fight it. And i have to ask, what is it with the ghosts over in Jamaica? They just attack people anywhere. This reminds me of the case of that young Jamaican boy who was being attacked by a ghost. Nothing really seems to ward off these “duppy”. If this is anything like the aforementioned ghost attacks, then perhaps this woman really was attacked and still is being haunted by some malevolent spirit. So what do you think? Could/Is this woman being attacked/haunted by an evil, violent spirit or is she making it all up or is she just going crazy?

Rubbery/Squishy Organism Appears After Lightning Strike?

Rubbery/Squishy Organism Appears After Lightning Strike?

If Resident Evil had little mutant slug monsters, they’d probably look something like this thing that was photographed earlier this week. Where it was taken in unknown. Someone by the name of “ben51959” on Reddit posted photographs of a strange squishy red, burnt mass that he says appeared in his friend’s front yard after lightning struck the ground where it was found. He says he poked it with a stick (I love how people always poke shit with a stick) and doesn’t believe that it has any bones. Theories began to pour in, and the two most popular seem to be it being either a group of tubifex worms or a melted/burned Koosh ball toy. Hours after this was posted to Reddit, someone named “Revolutionizer”  joined the discussion and said he found a similar-looking blob. He posted a picture and sure enough it looks almost identical to the first couple of pictures. As of now, no one has been able to officially identify what the two masses are.

(One of the photos taken by ben51959 on Reddit.)

(The photo of the second blob found by Revolutionizer on Reddit.)

You know, after looking at the photos, i think I have to go with them being Koosh balls. To me, they don’t look like a bunch of worms. The people who are against them being Koosh balls are saying ‘well what are the chances that two balls got hit my lightning in such a short time in two different locations?’ and it’s true that those chances are slim to none. But I don’t think these where hit by lighting. My theory is that the first person saw that his friend’s yard was struck by lightning and thought that I’d be funny to put a weird looking blob where the strike happened and then take a picture. He could’ve melted/burned a Koosh ball and planted the toy on the ground. Then the second person decided to do the same thing and “add to the mystery” of these blob things. Could I be completely wrong? Yes. But that how I see this whole thing. What about you? Do you think that these are a bunch of worms, burned/melted Koosh balls, are they something of alien origin or are they something else entirely?

More Controversy Surrounding Rick Dyer’s Documentary “Shooting Bigfoot” Arises.

More Controversy Surrounding Rick Dyer’s Documentary “Shooting Bigfoot” Arises.

Oh boy, things aren’t looking good for our friend Rick Dyer. Who’s Rick Dyer you ask? Rick Dyer is a well known Bigfoot tracker and was one of the men responsible for the infamous 2008 “Georgia Bigfoot Body” hoax. Well he’s back again with another astonishing claim. He now says he’s got the body of a real Bigfoot hidden away in an undisclosed location in Nevada. You can read all about that and more here. But let’s talk about the latest details. So last week he debuted the documentary “Shooting Bigfoot” at the Toronto Hot Docs festival. However, someone has come forward saying that the entire thing was staged. A man named Jeff says that the climactic scene at the end of the film was all staged and was shot multiple times. The climactic scene is where Rick Dyer ends up shooting and killing a live Bigfoot (dammit now I know how the movie ends!). Jeff apparently appears prominently in the film as a “weird homeless guy”, but was really one of the crew members. On the night of the shooting, Jeff was assigned as look out on top of a hill while the climax of the film was shot. Not only has Jeff come forward saying the whole thing is fake, but so has Morgan Matthews, the director of the film. Rick claimed the Matthews helped him move the Bigfoot body, but Matthews denies these claims saying that there is no body. Still, Rick Dyer is sticking to his claims that he really shot and killed a Bigfoot in Texas. he even still plans on releasing the body sometime in August 2013 (funny, because the 2008 Bigfoot body hoax happened in August as well.). But until then, Rick has released a still shot from the “Shooting Bigfoot” documentary and claims it clearly shows a closeup shot of the Bigfoot he shot. However, cryptozoologist Stacy Brown Jr. says that the image shows nothing more than a fake mask used in another one of Dyer’s fake Bigfoot videos.
(A photo released by Stacy Brown Jr. of the mask he believes is shown in the newly released still photo from “Shooting Bigfoot”.)


I don’t know about you, but I’m starting to think that this documentary might be fake and that there is no Bigfoot body. Oh wait, as soon as I learned Rick Dyer’s name was attached to this film months ago, I instantly knew the whole thing was fake. Really the only reason why I’m still following this whole mess is because I want to see what kind of excuse Rick comes up with when it comes time to reveal to body. Will he flat out say he was lying this whole time? Will he say something stupid like the body was stolen? Only time will tell, and I eagerly wait to see what he comes up with. What do you think? Despite all these claims of the film being fake, do you still think Rick Dyer actually shot and killed a real Bigfoot? If you think he’s making the whole thing up, what do you think his excuse will be when it’s time to reveal the body and there is no body?

Washington Couple Uses Thermal Camera to Record a Video of Bigfoot?

Washington Couple Uses Thermal Camera to Record a Video of Bigfoot?


Here’s something I will never understand. People who record videos of aliens/UFOs/Bigfoots/ect, they tell everyone ‘hey I shot a video’, but they only release a still from the video. It’s like telling someone about a big cookie and then giving them a crumb from said cookie. Problem is, you don’t know if the big cookie exists, the crumb could’ve come from anywhere. And now that I’ve successfully used a cookie as an analogy (I can check that off my bucket list), let’s get down to the nitty-gritty of this post. Today we’re headed to Grays Harbor, Washington where a man claims he and his Bigfoot hunting team captured video evidence of Sasquatch on a thermal camera. On November 25th, 2013, Derek Randles, posted a picture (shown above) on Facebook that, which supposedly shows a real Bigfoot from the chest up. Derek is a part of the “Olympic Project”, which is an association of many dedicated researchers, investigators, biologists and trackers who all want to document the existence of Bigfoot through science and education. One of the members of the group is James “Bobo” Fay, from the show “Finding Bigfoot”. Derek says that the photo is part of a video that is currently being stabilized. While they were shooting the video, their FLIR thermal camera stopped recording (which is apparently normal), so the video only shows the Bigfoot partially crouched behind a small ridge while it looked at the people who shot the video. The couple, who own the property where the video was shot, were the ones who took the video.

Usually I’d reserve my judgement until I see the whole video, but if this is anything like other situations like this one, then I’m not so sure we’ll ever see the footage. So for now, let’s just talk about this still image. I can definitely see what looks to be an outline of a head and shoulders, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s Bigfoot. To me, this is just a few things (I don’t know exactly what they are/could be) that are close together and they’re creating the shape of head and shoulders. It could be animals, a person, an inanimate object that’s giving off heat, it could be a number of things. It could also be a Bigfoot, but something in the back on my mind is telling me that it’s not. I’m just getting a strange vibe from this picture. I think it’s from the fact that Derek says they gave the couple the thermal camera to record the video (why couldn’t they do it themselves? They’re the Bigfoot hunters), then he says the image is copyrighted but doesn’t specify as to who owns the copyright. The whole thing just seems weird to me, and combined with the fact that all the image shows is a fuzzy blob, I’m gonna have to say that this isn’t real. Now, if the video get’s released, then maybe my opinion will changed, but based on this still, I’m not convinced it’s real. So, what do you think? Based on the still alone, do you think this couple captured a real Bigfoot on camera, or is this just another hoax?

Tuesday 26 November 2013

Northampton Being “Terrorized” by Mysterious, Creepy Clown?

Northampton Being “Terrorized” by Mysterious, Creepy Clown?


I want to personally thank Stephen King for making me afraid of clowns when I was a kid. I stayed up many nights, staring at my closet door, thinking that that stupid clown Pennywise would pop out. Well, for all of you how live in Northampton, England and are still deathly afraid of clowns, I’d advise you lock your doors close your curtains and become a hermit for a few months, because there is a “real life” Pennywise stalking your streets. Don’t worry, this creepy clown doesn’t kill you, he just stares at you from outside your home! So starting this past Friday (Friday the 13th, 2013), people began seeing a mysterious clown standing outside their houses, staring at them. Nobody knows who exactly the clown is, but people have become worried, and even frightened, by his pressence. One person, Twitter user @jogo78, took a picture of the creepy clown (shown above). One woman claims the clown actually knocked on her door, asking if she’d like him to paint her window sills, despite not having any paint (is that some kind of perverted clown lingo?). The police are currently tracking down two teenagers who were apparently caught dressed as clowns and acting in a peculiar fashion. Some have pointed out the similarities between this and Switzerland’s “Le Loyon”, which is a mysterious, cloaked figure that supposedly inhabits/haunts the forests of Maules.

There’s really not much for me to say about this. It’s literally a guy dressed as a clown freaking people out. There’s nothing paranormal about this, it’s just plain creepy. I really don’t do “just creepy” type news stories, but I really liked this one for some reason and thought you all would enjoy it. So question of the day. What is one thing that scared you as a kid and still freaks you out to this day?

Ghost Girl Photographed in a Haunted Ohio School?

Ghost Girl Photographed in a Haunted Ohio School?

School is scary enough thanks to the bullies, teachers who have it out for you for some reason, and the strange cafeteria food that you swear moves when you aren’t looking. But the thought that a ghost could be roaming the halls is definitely something that’s not needed to know. Unfortunately, some students at the now closed Lyme Elementary School in Bellevue, Ohio had to go to a school that is supposedly haunted. A team of paranormal investigators known as the OPI (Ohio Paranormal Investigations), did an investigation of the supposedly haunted school, which was built back in 1812 and was closed in 2009. The group claims they captured photographic evidence of a little ghost girl named “Alyssa”. The photo (shown above), shows a small, wispy figure in the bottom right corner. The picture was taken in the school’s boiler room by a ghost hunter named Lauren Folk, and she believes the ghost girl is about 7 years old, has short brown hair and wears a white dress. Folk also believes pink is the girl’s favorite color. As of now, there doesn’t seem to be any more information on who the girl may have been or why she’s haunting the school, but the OPI team believes this is proof that something supernatural is lurking around in the school.

I feel like this picture, while it does look pretty real and convincing, could be some kind of reflection. Now, I will say that this is one of the few ghost photos where you can actually see a human-ish shape. Most of the time, these photos just show blobs, and the people who took them go ‘look, it’s a person!’ and then they proceed to flip out and act like children hiked up on sugar (I’m looking at you Ghost Adventures). Though, this photo, I can actually see what does look like a little ghost girl. But does that mean it’s a real ghost? Well, that could depend on what you think. The reason I think it could be a reflection is only because of the strange above the ghost. I’m not really sure what it is, it kind of looks like maybe someone has a door open and light is coming in and that’s what the greenish thing above the ghost is, but it could also be a, very slim, indication that this is some kind of light reflection, a camera glitch or even a smudge on the lens. I think of the three, a light reflection is the best possible answer, but me personally, I’m kind of leaning towards this being real. It’s not by much, but something about it just seems of genuine. What do you think? Does this photo show a little ghost girl in a haunted school, or is this just something like a light reflection?

Monday 25 November 2013

Texas Paramedic Photographs Glowing Eyed Humanoid?

Texas Paramedic Photographs Glowing Eyed Humanoid?

Oh sure, a walk in the woods late at night might sound nice and peaceful but you’re inevitably going to run into something horrible. Maybe it’ll be some creepy perv, or a vicious animal. But for two paramedics in Houston, Texas, they saw something far more mysterious. We weren’t given the names of the two paramedics so we’ll just call them P1 and P2. The two were out posting near the Mueschke Cemetery at around 2-3 a.m on an unknown date. They say it’s a popular place for police to post as well, and since it’s an out-of-the-way road surrounded by the woods, they were able to rest without disturbing traffic. At one point, P1 was woken up by his partner and the two stood outside for a while. They heard something moving around nearby but they didn’t see anything. Then P2 said that he saw something with a human shape and about the size of a person. That’s when he showed P1 a picture he’d taken. The photo a pair of glowing orange/yellow eyes off to the left. Whatever the eyes belonged to was completely hidden behind the trees and bushes. After being shown the photo, P1 posted it to Reddit and people  started to share their own second-hand encounters on Essman Lane. They ranged from seeing mysterious lights, mysterious animals and even drunken patrons from a nearby fetish bar wandering into the forest for some privacy (well that escalated quickly). But no one has been able to identify what exactly is shown in the picture.

(A close up better showing the pair of eyes.)

It’s someone testing out a new piece of fetish gear, reflective/glowing eye…things. I’m really don’t know where I was going with that, but anyway. I’m not really sure about this, but I think the “eyes” could be just a light. What exactly the light is I don’t know, but it just doesn’t seem like a pair of eyes reflecting the camera’s flash. If this is some kind of creature, then why cant’s we see it’s head or body but we can only see the eyes? The only supernatural explanation is that this is some kind of spirit/apparition. That would make sense since they’re only 50 yards away from a cemetery. I’m torn between this being either a light or a kind of apparition. I think overall, I’m leaning more towards this being a light. But what do you think? Did this paramedic capture the eyes of a creature, a spirit or is it just a light?

Djinn Killing Sorcerer Arrested in Saudi Arabia?

Djinn Killing Sorcerer Arrested in Saudi Arabia?


A sorcerer in Saudi Arabia has been arrested and his two wild wolves that were most likely used to kill and eat Djinn have been confiscated. I’m not sure if this guy is an unintentional bad-ass or some guy who’s finally gone nuts. The arrest was made on May 4th, 2013 at around 9 a.m. in the Al-Kara village in Al-Habil. The Al-Habil police were joined by the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice during the arrest. The sorcerer was known as a healer, but was also known for having his wild wolves hunt and kill evil spirits known as ‘Djinn’. He would apparently also make the wolves eat the Djinn. (explain how that would work) When the police raided his house, they reportedly found numerous books on witchcraft and sorcery and other similar paraphernalia. 

That would be a pretty cool super hero. A sorcerer who uses his two wolves to fight and kill demons. That would also be an awesome premise for a video game…anyways. While it would be cool if this guy was an actual demon slaying healer, I’m kind of thinking that this guy may have just been nuts. I mean think about it. In reality if someone told you that your neighbor had wild wolves in his house and had them hunt, kill and eat demons, all while he healed people, you’d probably think ‘man, that guy turned out to be a real psycho.’ He probably became obsessed with witchcraft and sorcery books and thought that he could actually do the things he was reading. So unfortunately it seems that this guy is just another crazy guy and not a bad-ass spiritual vigilante. But what do you think? Is this man just another crazy person in this world or is he a real-life demon hunting, wolf commanding super hero?

NASA Photographs Disk-Shaped UFO?

NASA Photographs Disk-Shaped UFO?

Something mysterious was seen in space and it was giving off a rainbow effect? It’s obvious that it was…nayn cat! I’m just kidding, but mark my words he’s really out there. But something strange was photographed by NASA. The image was recently posted to the NASA website and (if I’m reading the information correctly) was taken back on October 4th, 2003. The Image is of a portion of Earth with a bit of space visible. Well, towards the top of the photo is a whitish disk shaped object that’s giving off a very faint rainbow-like effect. The image has caused a lot of debate in the UFO community. Many people are saying that the image shows nothing more than a lens flare, but this hasn’t convinced everyone.
(The newly released NASA photo supposedly showing a UFO.)

Some people are talking about a red line or dot in the photo. I don’t see it so I’m not going to mention it. Even though I think the photo does look kind of real, I think I have to agree that this is a lens flare. That would explain the rainbow-like effect coming from the UFO. But I can also see why some might continue to believe it’s a real UFO because it does look kind of convincing, to me anyway. But what do you think? Is this an actual UFO or is it a lens flare? Or could it even be something like space junk?

Woman Photographs Alien Outside Her Car in Florida?

Woman Photographs Alien Outside Her Car in Florida?

An alien traveled millions of light years and through many galaxies just to come to Earth and photobomb a woman’s selfie. Aliens truly are the most intelligent beings in the universe! Let’s take a closer look at this bizarre supernatural photobomb. When exactly the photo was taken is unknown (it was probably taken recently) but we do know it was taken in Melbourne, Florida. A woman was out at night driving with her little nephew in the back. The woman noticed that the car was overheating and had to pull over. Trying to keep her nephew calm during the whole situation, she decided to take a picture of them to lighten the mood. When reviewing the photo, she noticed that an alien-looking creature was in the photo and it was outside the car. Only problem was that there wasn’t anything outside the car. The woman’s friend, who was the one who posted the photo to Reddit, says that the woman is now to afraid to drive down the “tropical trail” (which is where the photo was taken). The friend says that she wouldn’t lie to about this.
(The photo supposedly showing an alien lurking outside a woman’s car.)

Aliens don’t want to kill us, they just want to take Instagram photos with us. First off, how could you NOT see the alien? It’s looks like it’s freaking huge! Oh wait let me guess, the alien somehow only appeared in the photo because it was invisible or something like that. If that’s the case, then this photo is fake. If it’s not the case, then this photo is still fake. When you first look at the photo, you can tell something’s off. It’s probably due to the fact that the alien strangely looks VERY human. It’s got full-looking lips, possibly long dark hair and a nose. All those features are very rarely seen on a grey alien, if at all. The only part that makes it look alien is the large, black eyes. But people have been bringing up the fact that this looks like a billboard of a lady in big sunglasses. I could see that being the case. I’m also considering the possibility that this is a Photoshop job. Though I’m kind of leaning towards this being the billboard idea only because the “alien” seems to match the rest of the picture’s quality, possibly indicating that whatever it really is, it’s actually there and wasn’t added in later. So overall, I don’t think this is a real alien. It’s either a bizarre billboard in the background or a poor Photoshop edit. What do you think? Did this woman photograph a real alien trying to become Instagram famous or is it a billboard in the background or is it a poor Photoshop job?

UFO Formation Caught on Tape in Arizona?

UFO Formation Caught on Tape in Arizona?


Is it just me or did the guy in the video sound really pissed? So today we’re going to the south of Phoenix, Arizona to look at a video supposedly showing a possible formation of UFOs. The video was shot on May 11th, 2013 at around 10:50 p.m. It was uploaded by the cameraman’s brother to YouTube. The short video shows a group of six white lights hovering high above the cameraman in a formation (it looks like a bow-tie. Bow-ties are cool). The spectators look up in awe and the cameraman proclaims “Those aren’t fucking flares!”. (Hey, watch your fucking language!…oops) Then the video suddenly ends. The brother later said that the video was filmed on a cell phone and the battery was about to die. He also says that they called Luke Air Force Base and asked if they’d been conducting any tests with flares that night. They were told that there were no tests being conducted that night.

I agree that these aren’t flares. They don’t look like flares. These are clearly in some type of formation. If they were flares, they’d be scattered. But this raises the question of what are they. Well that’s kind of hard to answer. They don’t look like any type of aircraft we know of. They could be balloons with lights, but that is highly unlikely because the chances of balloons going into a formation on their own is slime to none. You could argue that they’re being held in a formation by strings and PVC pipes. But that would have to be a MASSIVE rig given how spaced out these lights are. So all that really leaves us with is them being real UFOs. But are they of alien origin? Maybe. We’ll never really know for sure, but it’s possible. And some people are saying that these may be related to the Phoenix Lights. I don’t think they are in the slightest. But those are my thoughts, what are yours? Are these actual UFOs or are they simply flares?

Bigfoot’s Leg Photographed on Trail-Camera in Canada?

Bigfoot’s Leg Photographed on Trail-Camera in Canada?

Bigfoot, stop it. You’re not going to get into the next issue of vogue. But you know what, you keep showing those stuck-up Hollywood people that you don’t need to be stick thin and hairless to be beautiful. Show’em how even thick, hairy legs and being 1,000 pounds can still make you beautiful! Did…did that just happen? Yeah, that’s the weirdest way I’ve ever started a post. Anyway, let’s head on over to Grand Rapids, Manitoba were a photo was snapped on a trail camera supposedly showing Bigfoot’s leg. It was taken on September 14th, 2012 (yet the time stamp on the camera says 10-7-2011) on a trail camera owned by a man named Ken Cook. Ken posted the photo to The Weather Network in April 2013. The photo shows a hairy leg standing near the left of the frame. Ken says that the camera was about 3 feet off the ground (he said 3 feet above the tree, but that would be impossible. So I think he meant ground). Other than those details, nothing else is known about the photo.
(The trail-cam photo supposedly showing Bigfoot’s leg.)

That’s clearly a dudes leg. First off, it’s no where near as hairy, going by Bigfoot standards. If it were really Bigfoot’s leg, I don’t think you’d be able to see how defined Bigfoot’s legs are. This looks like Bigfoot took a hair trimmer and shortened his hair because he just don’t care. This leg clearly belongs to a human man. And to me, that just makes this all the more bizarre. Either this guy thinks he’d be able to easily fool people into thinking this was Bigfoot’s leg, or he was taking photos for a bizarre, nigh-time woods themed video/photo set. It’s probably the former of the two…I hope. But, what do you think? Does this photo really show Bigfoot’s leg or does it belong to a human? Or, could it be something that was added in later in Photoshop?

Mid 2013 Update…

Mid 2013 Update…


I know it’s only May, but to me May is about the middle of the year. But wow, it’s already May! Seriously, it seems like January was just beginning yesterday. Time has flown by and I’m here to give you all some updates on some things! Let’s get started!

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Eternity now 50% off! - If you don’t know, Eternity is the first novel I’ve written and published through Amazon.com. I’ve now lowered the price to 99 cents! If you’re interested, you can check out Eternity here!

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Status on my second book - Earlier this year, one of my goals for 2013 was to publish two books by the end of the year. I’m still well on my way to completing this goal. I planed on releasing my second book (which I’m still trying to come up with a title for) possibly sometime around mid-July to early August. I don’t want to say to much about the plot, but I can tell you it is a supernatural murder mystery set in Montana that features a wide range of characters. I’m really excited about this one, and I mean REALLY excited. I feel I’ve improved immensely since my first book (Eternity), both in writing and story telling. I’ll let everyone know close to when the book will be publish and I really hope you’ll check it out when it’s released!

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Update on Halloween Special - I mentioned this a few before, but I hadn’t released much info on it. Well I’m here to give you a bit more info. As of now the Halloween special is officially complete and I’m now in the process of editing it (mainly spelling and grammar checks). I also have a solid release date for it’s release! The first chapter will be released on Thursday, October 3rd, 2013. A new chapter will be posted every Thursday, that way the final chapter will be posted on Halloween day. I currently plan on posting each chapter simultaneously on my DeviantArt and Wattpad. I’ll have more info in the months to come.

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Status on video series - *Sigh* I don’t know who to blame more, HP or Microsoft. So another goal I made for 2013 was to possibly start a video series where I talked about paranormal news. I would, for instance, find a UFO video (or any other piece of paranormal news), talk about all the details, analyze and give my opinions on it. It would be just like the posts i do here every day, only in video form. Well, right from the start, I knew I’d have trouble doing a video series because 1) I don’t have any knowledge of video editing what so ever. And 2) the only video editing software I had available was a very basic (and slow) third party editor from HP. So a few weeks ago, I go to mess around and maybe learn how to use the HP video editor, but I discovered that it was gone. Why? It’s gone because when I upgraded to Windows 8 back in late October-early November, it erased a LOT of stuff on my computer. Not only did Windows 8 erase all third party HP programs on my computer, but it also caused my laptop’s subwoofer to stop working. So as of now, the video series idea is dead in the water. That’s probably not a bad thing because I have a feeling my videos would be horrendous anyway. Oh wells.

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And that’s pretty much all the updates I have for you all. If I remember something else I wanted to talk about, then I’ll just kick myself in the ass for forgetting about it. Anyway, thanks for reading this long update, have a great rest of the day (or night)!

Swaziland Bans Witches from Fly on Broom-Sticks Above 150 Meters?

Swaziland Bans Witches from Fly on Broom-Sticks Above 150 Meters?

Sorry to all you witches in Swaziland, but it looks like you’ve been grounded. Swaziland’s Civil Aviation Authority marketing and corporate affairs director Sabelo Dlamini said that all witches have officially been banned from flying higher than 150 meters, but anything below that is a-OK. This ban also applies to toy helicopters and kites. When asked to explain the country’s aviation law, Dlamini says that the ban had to be reiterated thanks to one person, a private investigator named Hunter Shongwe. Hunter was recently arrested after he was caught flying a toy helicopter with a camera attached to it (why do I find that so funny). He was charged with flying an unregistered aircraft and for failing to appear before his chief to be questioned by authorities. But, anyone (including witches) caught flying anything above 150 meters will face a R500,000 (roughly $50,000) fine. If you’re a witch who can fly on a broom-stick, please teach me how just don’t fly around to high I guess. I know over in Swaziland they believe in witchcraft and all that, but it almost seems that they’re just trying to cover every possible thing or person that could fly higher than 150 meters. That’s why they also included toy choppers and kites in this ban as well. So they figured why not include witches so there’s no “loop hole” of sorts. So, time for the question of the day. Which witch ability would you rather have, the ability to fly around on a broom-stick or creature magic potions (You can’t creature a flying potion BTW)?

Family in Vermont Witnesses Fiery Crescent-Shaped UFO?

Family in Vermont Witnesses Fiery Crescent-Shaped UFO?


Everybody shut up, I’m trying to listen to this UFO not make any noise! Seriously, the UFO is super far away, how can you hear any noise it could possibly be making? But let’s take a look at this video showing an odd shaped UFO. The video was shot in St. Albans, Vermont at around 10 p.m. A family was outside when they noticed the low-flying object slowly passing over their yard. They quickly pulled out their cameras and began taking photos and video. They posted their sighting to the MUFON website and described how they were unable to hear any sound coming from the craft. It was bright and saucer-shaped and moved from south to north, then it eventually disappeared completely from view. They also believed that the craft was being intelligently controlled. “It definitely moved in a controlled manner. It was in out view for approximately one minute. It seemed to be slowly ascending and then sped up and then it was gone as if it was never there.” The report read.
(One of a three photos showing the UFO in question.)

OK wait. In the MUFON report that was written by one of the family members who witnessed the UFO, they said that they couldn’t hear any sound coming from the craft. And yet in the video, the cameraman is shushing people because he claims they they’re hearing a noise coming from the craft. I’m sorry, but I gotta raise and Objection! (<— click it!) to that. Somebody is lying here. It’s either the MUFON written testimony or the cameraman. I think it’s the cameraman, and here’s why. In the video, he’s the only one who claims that he can “hear it”. That’s why everybody else is talking while watching the craft and not giving a shit about this guy shushing them. Why he’s claiming to hear sounds coming from the craft, I have no clue. But let’s talk about the UFO itself now. People seem to think that this could be a Chinese lantern. I don’t know. It doesn’t look like a Chinese lantern to me. It’s actually crescent-shaped, not a round/dot shape like Chinese lanterns. So I don’t know what to think really. Honestly the only think holding me back from making a judgment is the shape of the craft. I have no idea what it could be since nothing I know of looks like the UFO. I think I’m going to stay neutral on this one, but I’m leaning towards it being a real UFO by just a teeny, tiny bit. But what do you think? Did this family actually witness a UFO or is it something terrestrial like a Chinese lantern or even an airplane?

The Mystery of “May 19th, 2013 Expect us”.

The Mystery of “May 19th, 2013 Expect us”.


You know that feeling you get when you just hear about something and then you realize people have been talking about it for years. Yeah, I’m having one of those moments right now. So today, May 19th, something is/was suppose to happen. You may have seen the whole “5/19/13 Expect Us” stuff around the internet recently. Somehow I only learned of this a few days ago, but I was curious as to what it was. Well, I came across two possible answers for the origins and meaning behind this date. The first theory suggests that today was suppose to be the end of the world. Think December 21st, 2012 only it was 2013’s version. Well, obviously that didn’t happen. I believe the reason people believed this was today was the end of the world was because of something people “interpreted” from the Bible. Now I don’t if the whole “interpretation from the Bible” thing is correct, but either way people still seemed to think today was another apocalypse day. The second theory, and the most popular, is that this was all a hoax that originated on 4chan, specifically /b/. It was believed that sometime back in 2010, /b/ picked up on the date May 19th, 2013  and decided to create a fake “apocalypse-type” date thing just to mess with people. The website “5-19-13.com” helped spread this rumor around. The website just showed the date along with the message “Expect Us” and a faint picture of a woman with black eyes starring at you. People believe that this was all done just to prove how easy it was to trick the masses, that and/or they just wanted to simply mess with people. So those are the two “theories” about what and why this date was so significant to some. Now obviously the “Bible apocalypse interpretation” theory is the wrong one. This was simply a 4chan joke that succeeded. Though I do think it’s funny that today, of all days, was the day that Yahoo bought Tumblr. So I guess to us here on Tumblr, there was a mini-apocalypse that happened, but soon we all felt better when we realized that Yahoo will have no control over Tumblr what-so-ever. (Thank goodness) So that’s what this whole “May 19th” crap was about. Not aliens, not the end of the world, just a prank. But, question of the day. What is you’re apocalypse survival plan? (This includes any kind of apocalypse. I.E. zombie, natural disaster, ect.)

Sunday 24 November 2013

School in Botswana Dismisses Classes After Kids Report Seeing Small, Hairy Creature?


School in Botswana Dismisses Classes After Kids Report Seeing Small, Hairy Creature?


I think the most exciting thing that happened at school was when we got to go to the second story of one of the classroom buildings. Yeah, my school was boring. But you know what school isn’t boring? The Mathiba Primary School in Maun, Botswana. The reason being is because they have small, hairy creatures running around! Well, that’s according to the students. So either yesterday (May 24th, 2013) or May 17th, 2013 at around noon, a group of 6-7 students claimed they saw a short, black haired creature that resembling a human. The report sent widespread panic across all the other students. 10 students had to be treated for shock at a local clinic. This prompted the school to dismiss all their classes that day. Later on, it was discovered that nobody but the kids saw this small, hairy creature. This has prompted some to believe that this was nothing more than a story made up by the kids in order to get out of school. One teacher even saying that this mass hysteria was caused by nothing more than stresses of the upcoming exams.

How convenient that a humanoid creature shows up, is seen only by kids, causes mass hysteria among the other students, and exams are coming up. Yeah, i think I gotta go with the teacher on this one. Now before you say “oh well you just don’t believe them because they’re kids” that is definitely not the case. I judge everyone’s testimonies equally, but it’s obvious that these kids made it up. Whether it’s because of the exams or just because they wanted to get out of school. But what do you think? Did these kids really get spooked by a small humanoid creature or did they make the whole thing up just to get out of school?

Pennsylvania Man Finds Proof of Bigfoot’s Existence?


Pennsylvania Man Finds Proof of Bigfoot’s Existence?


Sometimes it baffles me how people find these tracks. Do you have some type of futuristic track finder, because that’s the only way you could’ve found that damn print! The reason i bring this up is because today we’re going to head on over to Pennsylvania where a man claims he found some tracks that prove Bigfoot exists. The man that’s making these bold claims is John Winesickle of Paint Township, Pennsylvania. John claims that in May 14th, 2013 he found some tracks a few miles from his home, and that they belong to Bigfoot himself. John called the police and led investigators to the sight of the tracks. But, the police weren’t as convinced as John. The police report ended up identifying the tracks as being those of a bear. However, this hasn’t changed John’s mind one bit. He’s still sticking to his theory that these are from Bigfoot. “No, no, a bear can’t go down a steep bank on all twos. This is Bigfoot.” He told local news station WTAJ. John says that he’s believed in Bigfoot his whole life. he says that he’s heard Bigfoot, saying that the bass in Bigfoot’s voice is lower than any bass singer he’s heard on TV. John also says that one time he actually saw a Bigfoot, but it quickly ran back into the bushes. Despite his claims of having definitive proof (that being the tracks), not even his wife is convinced that Bigfoot is real. But John says that he’s working on convincing her.
(A photo of the print found by John Winesickle.)


Damn, not even your wife believes you. That’s gotta suck. Regardless, let’s talk about this print. Looking at the photo, I think I gotta agree with the cops on this one. While it doesn’t look like most bear prints, there are photos of bear prints that look VERY similar to this one. Only difference being that you can see more toe prints on the others, while this one you can really only see three. But still, it looks almost identical to a bear print. But i can see why one might think it’s a Bigfoot print because it does look kind of like some other Bigfoot prints that’ve been found. Those are my thoughts, but what do you think? Did this man really stumble upon the tracks of a Bigfoot or are they just bear prints?

Vancouver Man Photographs UFO


Vancouver Man Photographs UFO

What if we were to replace our eyes with full spectrum camera eyes. I wonder if we’d be able to see hidden UFOs and ghosts and stuff. I ask this because I question how people don’t see UFO until they look at the photo(s) on their computer. Is it because the UFO is using a cloaking devise and can only be seen by infrared? Or is it because it really wasn’t their? Well today we’re headed to Vancouver, Canada where a man says that he photographed a UFO, but only noticed it until he loaded the photos to his computer. The photo was taken in May 25th, 2013 by the Northern Shore Mountain. Anthony Ellias was out taking photos and later loaded them on to his computer. That’s when he noticed something odd in one of the photos. A silver, saucer-shaped craft can be seen hovering near the mountain. The object only appeared in one photo and Anthony believes that this is genuine evidence of aliens. 
(The photo taken by Anthony Ellias supposedly showing a UFO.)
(A close up of the original photo.)

OK, in this case i can kind of understand how you might not see that. It is pretty small. Now he did say it only appeared in one photo, but I kind of have a problem with that. That would mean it either just disappeared into thin air or it was flying so fast that when he took the picture it was at the perfect moment. I don’t think it was going fast because there’s no motion blur at all. it’s possible that it could have just disappeared out of thin air, but come one, how convenient would that be. Anthony didn’t upload any other pictures he took to prove he didn’t capture the object more than once, but it’s also possible that the other photos he took were of completely different areas/angles. The craft could still have been there but the camera just wasn’t pointed in the right area. So there’s many possibilities, but I’m kind of leaning towards this actually being Photoshopped (what a cop-out answer!). There’s just something about the UFO that’s really bugging me, like it somehow doesn’t match the rest of the photo (i.e. quality, lighting, ect.) That’s my opinion on this, but what’s yours? Did this man snap a picture of a real UFO or is it just another product of Photoshop?

Man Photographs UFO in Canada?


Man Photographs UFO in Canada?

Ah, nothing like some orange clouds in the evening to bring neighbors together. Until two of them decide to gossip about how your lawn is horribly kept and then it all goes down hill from there. So remember, don’t gossip about your neighbors with your other neighbors. (The more you know) Thank you for joining me for this important lesson, have a great day…oh wait we have a UFO photo to discuss. Let’s head on over to Vancouver, Canada (again) where a man was outside with his neighbors enjoying some evening clouds while he took some pictures. This occurred sometime in 2009. While taking the pictures, he noticed a mysterious object flying in or near the stormy clouds. He took a picture of it quickly. The fact that the object was flying near some stormy clouds led the man to believe that this wasn’t a plane. He soon forgot about the photo until recently when he went to edit some panoramic photos. That’s when he decided to finally upload the photo to Reddit. He reported his image to the BC UFO group and they were very interested in the photo.

(A zoomed in version of the original photo.)
What the hell is that? Is it a reflection, a lens flare, a plane? I don’t know what it is! When I look at it from far away, it looks like some weird reflection/lens flare. When I look at a zoomed in version, it kind of looks like a plane or some bad Photoshop edit. I’m really stumped on this one, but I can’t shake the feeling that this was edited in afterwards. I’m gonna stay in the middle on this one, but I’m kind of leaning towards it being fake. What do you think? Is this a real UFO or is it just a fake?

Goblin Killing Shaman Kills Two Witches in Zimbabwe?


Goblin Killing Shaman Kills Two Witches in Zimbabwe?


Oh hey, we’re back in Zimbabwe with more witch and goblin news! What crazy adventures will happen this time? Murder, the adventures of murder. Now before you go ‘oh I don’t want to be around here for this.”, just hold on a minute. You’ll be perfectly fine as long as you don’t drink anything given to you by a shaman. Why a shaman you ask? Good question! It’s because a shaman from the village of Mangisi is on the run for allegedly poisoning two elderly women he believed were witches. (Don’t drink the fucking kool-aid) The shaman Maxwell Pira, was originally called in to help cleanse the village because it was believed that the two “witches”, 83 year-old Jersey Mutero & 73 year-old Erita Bhebhe, were using goblins to make children sick. During the cleansing ceremony, the two women were given ‘holy water’ to drink but it turned out to be a lethal poison instead. The two women died on the way to the hospital and now the shaman is on the run from authorities. So what did we learn here? You don’t drink something that was given to you by a stranger. Oh, and I guess don’t kill people just because you assume they’re a witch. I’m not sure what else to say simply because there’s nothing to analyze. So…how about we get right to the question of the day! Would you rather be poisoned with, a glass of kool-aid or a pouch of Capri-sun? (That is now officially the dumbest question I’ve ever asked.)

Saturday 23 November 2013

Mysterious Blob Appears in New York After a Rainstorm?


Mysterious Blob Appears in New York After a
Rainstorm?

Hey look, the weird squishy organism we talked about a month ago took steroid and moved to New York! “The Blob” wasn’t just a stupid movie, it’s becoming a reality! Time to invest in a nice flamethrower. But before we start lighting weird things on fire, let’s see if this actually some kind of living creature or not. The blob was discovered on May 24th, 2013 in Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn, New York. People walking down the street were shocked when they discovered the mysterious, hairy blob (shown above) after a rainstorm had passed. One of the pedestrians was a photographer named Keith Thompson. He decided to take some pictures of it. It may seem that the blob is just a lifeless mass of something, but one witness claims they saw it move. Kyle Grunph says that he was on his way to the store when he saw it. He went up to it and said a fowl, fishy smell was coming from the blob. As he got even closer, he swears that he then saw it move. Kyle theorized that perhaps it’s something from the ocean, but this has prompted people to ask what it’s doing all the way in Brooklyn if that’s the case.

Hey look, I finally started using photo-sets! Now you can look at the pictures without having to click the stupid grey box! And now that I’ve finally caught up, let’s talk about the blob. While it is very odd, somebody actually found a rug online that looks almost identical to this. Now I don’t know how a shag rug could somehow look like some blob monster after a rain storm, but what I want to know is if anyone remembers seeing a shag rug outside before the rainstorm. If so, then this is most likely a soggy shag run. If not, then the possibility is still there but it’s not as high. i don’t think it’s a living creature. it could also be some type of big pillow/bean bag type thing. Whatever it is, I don’t think it is/was alive. And as for the guy who said it moved, he probably thought it moved, but it was probably just all in his head. But what do you think? Is this an actual living creature (if so what could it be?) or is it just a shag rug that got soaked in the rain?

New York Birdwatcher Photographs Ghost Ship?


New York Birdwatcher Photographs Ghost Ship?

Speaking of pirate ships, I’m pretty excited for Assassin’s Creed 4. And by the way, Assassin’s Creed 3 didn’t suck. In fact, it’s my favoite AC game so far. Connor wasn’t as bad as people say he is and Desmond’s story ended perfectly. The worst AC game is Revelations and everyone knows it! And that’s all I have to say on that. Now, what were we talking about? Oh right…pirate ships. So today we’re sailing on over to Southampton, New York were a photographer claims he captured what could be a ghost ship. David Sagman was out on January 3rd, 2013. he was on his routine bird watching expedition when he spotted something peculiar out in the ocean. “It seemed to be moving very slowly westward and northward with very subtle shape change,” he said. “no fishing boats were observed nearby.” He quickly snapped up a few shots of the mysterious black haze using his 800mm digiscope on a tripod. He wonders if what he saw could be a flock of thousands of birds. People have suggested that it could be a real ghost ship, while others have suggested that it’s nothing more than a “Fata Morgana”, which is a type of mirage/optical illusion, of an oil rig off in the distance. Those are some of them many theories, but those two seem to be the most popular.

Ghost ships are odd. I don’t think they’re actual “ghosts” since they don’t have souls. I see them more as like ‘windows to the past’ where we’re somehow seeing into the past for a bit. It’s kind of like the tears in BioShock Infinite, sort of. (Man, today’s post is full of video game talk!) Now, that being said, I don’t really believe in ghost ship. But, that’s not gonna hinder my analysis of these photos, so let’s get to it. At fist glance, it does look like a ship. But when you look at it longer, it slowly starts to look like an oil rig. Now I don’t know if there’s an oil rig near where this was taken, so I can’t definitively say that’s what it is. The theory that these are birds doesn’t sound like the answer to me. He said it was moving very slowly, and if this were a flock of birds, they’d be moving all over the place and I think you’d quickly know that you’re looking at birds. To me, the most likely answer is that this is an oil rig and at the distance it’s at, the Fata Morgana effect makes it look all wavy and wispy. I’m not saying that’s 100% what it is, I’m just saying that’s what it most likely could be. But what do you think? Is this an actual ghost ship bleeding through time to the present or is it just an oil rig off in the distance or do you think it’s something else entirely?

Chinese Airplane Collides with an Unknown Object Mid-Flight?


Chinese Airplane Collides with an Unknown Object Mid-Flight?


Ever since I watched LOST, I’ve had absolutely no desire to fly on an airplane again. And today’s story doesn’t alleviate any fears I have of flying. So on June 4th, 2013 a Chinese passenger flight took off towards Guangzhou. 40 mins. into the flight however, the plane collided with an unknown object and forced the plane to turn around and land back at the departure point due to “worsened performance” issues. After passengers were safely escorted off, maintenance crews saw the nose of the plane had a huge dent in it. This prompted an internal investigation that is currently still going on. Photos of the dented plane have been posted to the internet and people have begun to speculate what exactly collided with the plane. Some have suggested that it was a bird, but the plane was flying at 26,000 feet which is to high for any know bird (The highest flying bird is the Bar-headed goose, which has been recorded at around 21,000 feet). There are paint transfer marks, which has ruled out the ‘collapsing air pressure in the nose’ theory. 

I was gonna make a “Made in China” joke, but I felt it would be to much of a CHEAP joke! (That was horrible) Anyways, I’m not sure what could’ve hit the plane. Even if it was a bird, that would have to have been one big bird to make a dent that big. If it was something known, than I’d probably go with a rogue meteor. It was falling to Earth and the plane just happened to be in the right (or I guess wrong) spot for them to collide. If it was something unknown, then I guess we have to go with it being a UFO. So depending on what you believe in, this story could go either way. If you don’t really believe in UFOs/aiens then you’ll probably think it was a meteor or something of that sort. If you do believe in UFOs/aliens, then you’ll probably think it was a UFO or something of alien origin. As of right now, there is no right or wrong answer, it’s just a matter of what you believe it most likely was. I personally think it was probably a meteor or some kind of space junk. But, what do you think it was? Could it have been a UFO or was it something like a meteor?

Aliens Abduct Ohio Man and Steal His Car?


Aliens Abduct Ohio Man and Steal His Car?


That’s gonna be an awkward conversation when you call your car insurance company and tell them that aliens stole your car. Unfortunately for one man, this has happened (the abduction and the car being stolen, not the insurance call. I’m sure that’ll happen soon though.). On June 4th, 2013 at around 1:00 a.m. in Tuscarawas County, Ohio; a man called the local sheriff’s office after he’d been in a strange incident involving “subjects not of this world”. The man says that he started having vehicle problems and that he didn’t know where he left his car. He goes on to say that he was instructed by “subjects not of this world” to drive to a field where an airport would appear and he would be picked up by aliens. (crack is whack) Deputy Rick Morrison says the man told them he’d been taken before. Morrison and Deputy Mike Creager could tell the man had been walking for a very long distance, as he had blisters on his feet despite wearing shoes. Morrison said the car still hasn’t been located and they believe it’s somewhere in Stark (Winter is Coming!) County.

This reminds me of that case where the couple took LSD and got lost in the snowy woods. Eventually they thought they found people and started to talk to them but they were really cows. Then they froze to death. A movie was made about them (it sucked BTW). What I’m getting at is this guy sounds like he had a pretty crazy LSD (or some kind of drug induced) trip. He probably drove off the road, got out of his car and just started wandering while thinking he’d been abducted by aliens the whole time. That, or he’s just making it all up and wasting the police’s time on purpose. But, I’m gonna stick with my drug theory. What do you think? Did this man really come into contact with aliens that ended up jacking his car at a magic airport in a field or is he making it up or did he just have a crazy drug trip?